
According to my friends (and father) my hair stinks.
I told my mum this and she said, "YOUR FRIENDS ARE SO BAD!"
And she told me about how I should dry my hair.
"It's the little bit of effort you have to put in!"
"Then I think I'd rather have my head stink."
"THIS IS WHY PEOPLE GET ANGRY AT YOU!"
"Ha ha, okay."
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"See? You don't even want to go for facials."
"I'm not into that kind of thing."
"You must be!"
"Why?"
"Because my daughter must be pretty even though I'm not."
"Um. Wow. You sound like Rioko's mother now."
"Rioko is so naughty for saying that about you. Tell her 'my mother knows why my hair stinks. It's because I don't dry it properly.'"
"No she's not, she's quite nice. She told me I don't dry my hair too. She sounds just like you."
"See? I told you!"
"Ha ha, okay."
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"Aren't you hurt when they say your hair stinks?"
"No. Not really. No."
"You're emotionless."
"Well, I can't smell my head, after all."
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"Hm. Do you think I should go over to Rioko's house and let her cut my hair tomorrow?"
"OH PLEASE! Your hair looks nice now. Don't let her touch it."
Wahaha. Rioko Ozawa. Orders from my MOTHER.
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"Your head doesn't smell so much today anyway."
"Yea. She told me yesterday that my hair didn't stink. And she said my jacket had a kind of baby smell."
"She's really particular, isn't she?"
"Yea. But she was wearing my jacket, and I asked. And well, she cares for me, I guess. She always starts her sentences with, 'I'm telling you as a friend'..."
"But she still seems to like you a lot..."
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And there you have it. A whole post on conversations with my mother about how my hair stinks and about Rioko. (: